FOD (friend of Donald), 75-year old Paul Anka, is not too old or too dumb to keep having children in his Social Security years. So, at an age when a normal person is trying to decide which blood-thinning miracle drug they should be on, Anka’s still playing Kramer vs. Kramer. This, of course, makes my hard work on new song lyrics for him pointless, irrelevant, and not nearly as funny. It’s all about me, of course. Thanks, Paul. Via The Wrap:
Anka says that Trump is a long-time friend of his and personally invited him to perform at the inauguration gala ball at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center, where he would have perform “My Way” as Trump danced with his wife, Melania. Instead, Anka had to cancel due to a scheduling change in an ongoing custody case for his son. Anka said that he had always been planning to perform on Jan. 20 “for the office and for our country.” More here
He never backed out on Lisa Simpson….
Depending on your purient interest level, here’s Paul talking about life at home with the National Enquirer in 2009:
On Dec. 3, Anna Aberg, a sexy blonde fitness author who has been wed to Anka for only a year, called 911 from the couple’s Thousand Oaks, Calif., mansion during a domestic dispute.
Anna – author of The 30-Minute Pregnancy Workout Book – claimed Paul had pulled a gun on her during a heated argument about a member of their household staff.
Paul says he explained to police that he had moved out of the house and was living in a nearby hotel. But that on the day of the incident, he had gone to the home to take their young children to school. Paul and Anna began to argue about an employee she had fired, he says he explained to officers.
Paul told The ENQUIRER that he also placed a call to cops.
“Anna locked herself and the nanny in the laundry room and started screaming at the top of her lungs,” Paul revealed.
“Our kids were in the kitchen, hearing Anna scream, so they started freaking out crying. Anna went ballistic, she finally comes out and shoves me and then calls 911.”
When the cops arrived to the Anka home, they reported no visible injuries and no arrests were made.
This isn’t the first time the couple has had a run-in with the law. Last year, Anna, 38, was arrested for felony domestic battery after she threw a piece of ice at Paul, splitting his head open.
At the time, Paul refused to press charges and the matter was dropped.
