B&B Podcast 02/12/16

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B&B Podcast 02/08/16

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B&B Podcast 01/27/16

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Coach Rivera: No Hover Boards for Panthers

Seriously, did Vince Lombardi ever have to deal with this?

The probable “Coach of the Year” tried to put The Onion out of business by banning hover boards at the team’s practice facility

Psssst, coach: While you’re at it, might want to have the boys steer clear of Chipotle

More disturbing still is the idea that grown ass men who are making millions of dollars with their bodies would put those bodies in jeopardy by drag racing on hover boards. Athletes are always getting hurt in the strangest ways, but how would you like to run into Luke Kuechly in a Home Depot apron one Sunday

Man, you were my favorite player. You used to hit like a tank!

I know, man, but it all came to an end when I had to beat Josh Norman as we were racing to the water fountain. Now, were those tenpenny nails, you were looking for?

Here’s a video of Cam Newton from three years ago

Here’s the convo that Ron Rivera will probably be having with Newton in the near future

Ron: Can’s ride the Segway anymore, Cam

Cam: Come on, dawg

Ron: No, Cam. You have a son to think about now

Cam: Yeah, you’re right, coach. But, I just figured out how to dab on it

This is what makes Rivera’s job so much harder than coaches from previous eras. You think Ken Stabler would have been hover boarding with Fred Biletnikoff? Hell, no! They might have had a beer chugging contest, but never hover board races (had they been a thing in 1976). Joe Montana vs. Jerry Rice in the hover board Olympics? Forget it. Bill Walsh would have stared at them like a monkey watching a ferris wheel

Who knew the good old days would be when a coach was trying to get his players to the game without them being hungover

You know that engineers are going to introduce real boards that hover one day. You know, like levitating over the ground. Watch out, boys. That one could take out an entire team

 

B&B Podcast 01/14/16

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EXPERTS: Panthers Have Worst Bye Week in NFL History

After earning a first round pass in the NFL playoffs, analysts universally agreed that the Carolina Panthers looked terrible wile not playing

“I’ve never seen a team execute a bye week game plan that poorly”, said ESPN’s Ron Jaworski. “I think the Panthers’ coaching staff really has some hard questions to ask this team when they’re not looking at game film this week”

Fox’s Howie Long was even more pointed in his criticism. “How can they even think they can contend for the Super Bowl after that? I am utterly confused and a little embarrassed for the Panthers’ fans”

Head coach Ron Rivera made no excuses. “Every man in that locker room knows that we let people down. I will make this promise: We will never be unprepared not to play in the future. EVER!”

Much of the criticism centered around quarterback Cam Newton, who, reportedly, spent the off-week playing with his newborn son, Chosen

“Look, I am a team leader and as such, I take responsibility for our poor performance”, said the former number one pick out of Auburn. “I hope the fans will bear with me as we work this out. Let’s get back to dabbin'”

Odell Beckham, Jr. and the Art of the Meltdown

Around Labor Day, I was telling anyone who would listen that New York Giants Wide Receiver Odell Beckham, Jr. was THE pick if you were drafting first in your fantasy league. Despite missing the first four games of his rookie year, he KILLED IT for me during his rookie season and helped propel me to the only fantasy championship I’ve ever had. Plus, he made the SICKEST grabs

Year two has been trying for Beckham and the G-Men. The NFC East has been dreadful (only the AFC South can compete for sheer lousiness). The Giants are only competitve because the Redskins, Cowboys, and Eagles are so terrible (only Dallas has been eliminated from the playoffs going into the last two weeks of the season)

So, week 15’s matchup between the Giants and  undefeated Carolina Panthers in New Jersey was being hyped to the MOON. Beckham’s matchup against Carolina Corner Josh Norman was highlighted, as Norman is considered, by some, to be the best CB in football. Plus, the Giants are fighting for their playoff lives and the Panthers are surging toward perfection

Then, Odell Beckham lost his damn mind

Beckham incurred THREE (3) personal fouls, including 2 on the SAME drive in the 3rd quarter. Not sure how many one needs to get in the NFL before the officials figure out you’re there to hurt people instead of playing football. The NFL responded by suspending Beckham for one game, making him the only offensive player to receive a suspension for “targeting” (using one’s helmet to target an opponent’s head, intentionally)

But, I’d like to back up for one moment. Before the game even started, a practice squad player for the Panthers (since identified as Marcus Ball) used a baseball bat as a prop in a stunt that made Beckham feel threatened. First of all, if a player who isn’t even on the main roster can make number one receiver in football go absolutely nuts, he should be signed IMMEDIATELY to the main roster of some team. I don’t recall Jerry Rice, Tim Brown, Lynn Swann, Randy Moss, or Michael Irvin ever feeling threatened by anything a practice squad player ever did

By the way, this is where the NFL is totally like the WWE. Meet Sting

 

Note the bat
Note the bat

One of the biggest stars in the history of WCW. He used the bat because he was outnumbered. It was his equalizer. But, we knew he wasn’t actually going to use it on anyone because wrestling ISN’T REAL. Odell Beckham, Jr. should have watched wrestling. He would have known a practice squad player wasn’t going to beat him with a bat

In truth, Beckham’s meltdown wasn’t the worst

 

And, at least, he didn’t bring the crowd into it

But, in the end, the NFL did the right thing. And, Commissioner Goodell (who has been criticized for his decision-making), should get some credit for taking action against a star player who was ready to do his thing in an important game in prime time on Sunday night. Goodell should also suspend the gutless refs who let the situation on-the-field get out-of-hand

I would also expect a strict ban on baseball bats during pregame

B&B Podcast 12/21/15

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Redskins need President Trump

On Sunday, the Carolina Panthers annihilated the Washington Redskins 44-16. It was complete domination by Carolina, which is now 10-0 on the season going into their Thanksgiving Day matchup at Dallas. The Redskins were so humbled that they only scored 7 (SEVEN) offensive points. So, if you’re Washington, how do you respond to this butt-kicking:

A) Give it up for Cam Newton and the Cats

B) Just stay silent and say nothing

C) Say that the officials screwed you because of the team’s controversial nickname

Let me introduce to you Washington Defensive End Jason Hatcher

I don’t know if it’s about the name or what, but, you know, at the same time, we play football, too. We work our butt off, too. You know, don’t single us out. At the end of the day, it’s the name. Don’t worry about the name. We players and we work our butt off, too. So, I’m just frustrated with it

Wow! Can we go back to arguing about deflated footballs?

So, the theory is that National Football League Officials are SO offended by the Washington NFC football team’s name that they are calling unfounded penalties against Washington, which results in the Washington NFC football teams losing games. Isn’t it possible that the Washington Racial Slurs just SUCK?

Nah! Couldn’t be that

I suppose the officials are also offended by the Detroit football team’s nickname. Also, that Baltimore squad has an unpleasing nickname. And don’t even get me started on that offensive nickname of that AFC team in southern Ohio

Here’s hoping the Trump presidency will do away with this POLITICAL CORRECTNESS that’s wrecking this great nation. I’m sure that President Trump will create some sort of…what’s the word I’m looking for…DATABASE of these offending referees, so we can keep an eye on them

Of course, the owner of the Washington NFC football team, Dan Snyder could REALLY stick it to these officials and just change the name

That would show them