Daily Trump Dump 02/10/16

THE BIG STORY: No time to bask in the glow of the big New Hampshire win because it’s on to South Carolina for their 2/20 primary. It’s a yooge one because I can’t find any research that indicates any GOP candidate who has won two of the first three contests (IA,NH,SC) who has NOT gone on to capture the nomination

Slight boo boo for The Donald at his big rally at Clemson University

By the way, a DT rally is Clemson’s punishment for losing college football’s national championship game

The NY Daily News pissed our hero off again

“The owner is a guy named Mort Zuckerman who’s got a total inferiority complex and he’s had [it] for years,” Trump said. “He’s jealous as hell because he would have loved to have done it himself.”

“He is a bad guy,” Trump told Fox News. “He asked me for advertising for his newspaper and he wanted me to make speeches and he wanted me to do his debate which was just before the Fox debate – the one where you drew 24 million people – and I said I could not do it.”

My God, Donnie Boy! That man sounds as petty and vindictive as YOU DO

But, the Lifetime Achievement Award for Mockery goes to Johnny Depp and the guys at Funny Or Die for their masterpiece, a supposed movie adaptation of The Art of the Deal

Absolutely BRILLIANT in every way

WaPo says one Trump sentence says it all

The only thing he (Senator Sanders) does know, and he’s right about, is that we’re being ripped off; he says that constantly; and I guess he and I are the only two that really say that

The Wall Street Journal takes a look at Trump’s 41-year-old campaign manager

The playbook for Mr. Trump’s double-digit first-place finish here, according to Mr. Lewandowski, has been the theory of the campaign from day one and will continue going forward: “Let Trump be Trump.” Those words have been scrawled on his office white board since Mr. Trump announced his run June 16

SUPER original

(Flashback to a month ago when Fox News accused Obama of ripping off West Wing)

The Beck vs. Trump war isn’t over

Funny stuff from Glenn, Pat, and Stu

Race war erupts over Trump sticker on a computer

The Donald wants China to wipe out Kim Jong Un

“I would get China to make that guy [Kim Jong Un] disappear in one form or another very quickly,” Trump said Wednesday on “CBS This Morning,” fresh off his New Hampshire primary victory.

Asked whether that meant assassinating the dictator of the reclusive regime, Trump shrugged.

“Well, you know, I’ve heard of worse things, frankly. I mean this guy’s a bad dude — and don’t underestimate him,” Trump responded. “Any young guy that can take over from his father with all those generals and everybody else that probably wants the position, this is not somebody to be underestimated.”

Yeah. He’s one bad haircut from being YOU

Cruz aide says Trump’s is a Seinfeld campaign

“The whole campaign is about nothing.”

Rick Tyler told CNN’s Erin Burnett that Trump says “nothing about immigration, nothing about job creation, nothing about what’s going on in North Korea, nothing about ISIS. I mean this is amazing.”

Russian immigrant turns Trump love into art

Krasky’s been busy trying to capture Trump’s larger-than-life persona for the last few months.

“When my wife comes home, she says: ‘Put your brushes away or soon we will be divorced,’” he says.

If I was a judge and someone came into court and said their spouse wouldn’t stop painting Donnie Boy, I’d award them EVERYTHING. House, money, EVERYTHING. I might even use eminent domain to seize a house and give THAT one to them, as well

The Rolling Stones say they haven’t given The Donald permission to use their tunes

That’s right, sir; even you can’t always get what you want

 

 

Daily Trump Dump 02/02/16

THE BIG NEWS: After licking his wounds from the second place finish in Iowa, our hero turned his attention to New Hampshire. After a brief bout with graciousness, The Artist Formerly Known as Republican Frontrunner was back to lobbing Cruz missiles on his twitter feed

Yep. Ted Cruz was the big loser in Iowa last night. Baghdad Bob has nothing on you, sir

That’s an RT, of course, and this is like going through the stages of grief on social media

Yeah. You never wanted to win stinky old Iowa anyway

You guys have been doing a terrible job of smooching my rear end, so let’s step that up. Also, I feel like this opens the door for Clem and Bubba in Fartsville, GA to be encouraged to send their 10s and 20s to The Donald. How sad is that going to be? People will be missing car payments and light bills to throw a couple of bucks to a billionaire

Future Trump Press Secretary Ann Coulter wasn’t happy about the results in Iowa

And among women with Adam’s Apples, you’re the hottest, Ann

After finding out that Coulter was cheering them on, millions of Christians immediately googled “benefits of atheism”

Donald admits skipping last week’s debate might have cost him in Iowa

“People didn’t talk about my second place,” Trump added. “They didn’t talk about it as positively as they should have.”

Why won’t you people give this man the credit he deserves? Maybe it’s because he tweeted this more than two years ago

Live by the twitter, die by the twitter, Donnie Boy

Bill O’Reilly: Incredible blunder for Trump t skip debate

Bill isn’t just saying that to get an “I told you so”, is he? I mean, he’s not that kind of a guy, is he?

Trump: If we’re attacked, we’ll beat the s–t out of them

If we are attacked…somebody attacks us. Wouldn’t you rather have Trump as president if we’re attacked? OH! We’ll beat the s–t out of them!

Unless their commanding General is Megyn Kelly

Former Senator Scott Brown (R-MA) endorses Trump

Yeah. I’m not real sure if anyone in NH cares about that, even though Brownie moved there in a failed attempt to get back to the Senate

Trump: NH probably suits me better

Great, you just insulted the entire state

Peyton Manning cost Trump the Iowa Caucus

Less then 2 hours after Peyton refused to endorse him, Donald Trump lost the Iowa caucus to Ted Cruz in a stunning upset. Many political commentators are pointing to Mannings remarks as being the primary factor in his loss. In other words- Peyton Manning just cost Donald Trump the presidency

Most people think Manning’s football career will be over after Sunday’s game, so, maybe he’ll grow a set and throw down that endorsement early next week, just in time to help his boy in Tuesday’s primary

Trump supporters blame Microsoft for Iowa loss

According to advocates of the #MicrosoftRubioFraud theory, Sen. Marco Rubio’s second-largest donor, the computer giant Microsoft, rigged Monday night’s caucus in favor of a candidate that came in third place just behind Trump. Microsoft, after all, had created precinct reporting software for both parties in Iowa this year, and the company (including individuals within it) have donated $33,100 to Rubio’s campaign so far

Washington Times says Trump is in running for Nobel Peace Prize

And I am being considered for the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue