Look, I get it. The CNBC moderators at the last GOP debate sucked. You know how I know they sucked? Ann Coulter defended them:
Complaints about the CNBC moderators are a ridiculous attempt to imitate Trump. Compare it question by question to the other 2 debates.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) October 29, 2015
GOP's media bashing is getting boring.CNBC Qs not measurably different from CNN or FNC. They're just imitating Trump https://t.co/SRRD6Bqw17
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) October 29, 2015
The response from the campaigns was HILARIOUS! “We need change!” “We need GOP voters to moderate these debates!”
Which brings us to the clandestine meeting in Alexandria to figure all this out. Let’s break it down:
My God, man! That is some major league cloak-and-dagger! You can trust this crowd with national security. They know how to keep it on the DL
That’s right! They used to be pissed at Fox, but now, they’re just skeered. Which begs the question: Why doesn’t Ailes run for POTUS?
Because the only guy who scares us more than Roger Ailes is the guy who wants to hit it with his daughter. Speaking of daughters
Nothing says “I’m serious about running for president” than hiring your daughter. One wonders: Is he paying her with Chick-Fil-A gift cards? Well, at least he’s not imagining her naked (probably)
When Republicans give the finger to traditional media, it always goes well. I do want to see granny trying to find mydebate.com on her cable box, but, I digress
Yes, it’s difficult to understand why the crowd was booing, when you were egging them on to BOO THE HELL out of the moderators! That’s a real head scratcher, woman who no one remembers from high school
So, they gather and brainstorm and come up with ideas and pat each other on the back and THEN (wait for it, wait for it)
TRUMP COMPLETELY HOSES THEM! You think that’s how he plans on out-negotiating China?
Even Obama is having fun with this
Oh, and, if this happens, Hillary wins in a landslide
The most predictable thing ever will happen in the Fox Business Channel debate. If one of the candidates gets even a mildly challenging question, get ready for “Gee! Am I on CNBC”
Just bag the next debate and show a no-holds-barred slugfest between Roger Ailes and Donald Trump. It’s what we all want to see, anyway