Ad Wizard Who Took Apart Crazy Barry G. in ’64 Perfectly Nails The Pathology of Trump’s Brain Disease: ASDD


The most psychologically unqualified, arrogant, dangerous person to ever get close to the White House was at it again on Sunday. He just HAD to make his appearance at the Rolling Thunder Rally in front of the Lincoln Memorial all about him, with a token malapropian nothingness salute to the event, “It’s our day, and we have to be very proud of it and we are very proud of it.” Huh? What? He then bragged about himself, called reporters Screen Shot 2016-05-30 at 4.30.41 PM“lowlifes,” and thanked the great coach Bobby Knight for his endorsement. Shocked and understandably disappointed that his mere presence didn’t equate to an August, ’63 Martin Luther King-sized event, he then proceeded, of course, to lie about the actual size of the crowd. “No matter where I go, there’s bikers,” said Mr. Trump.

Best Description of Trump comes from a guy named Lloyd Wright. Lloyd was one of the advertising guys involved in LBJ’s 1964 crushing of Barry Goldwater, who they painted as crazy and dangerous. Via Politico:

“My opinion is that Trump is suffering from what I call “Attention-Seeking Deficit Disorder.” ASDD ….He doesn’t want to serve. He doesn’t want to be president; he wants the attention that accompanies the campaign. And now, I think he’s rather afraid that he might win. [Laughs] I don’t think he knows what he’s going to do as president.
I never had that same view about Goldwater. While we felt strongly that he was not adequately concerned about nuclear proliferation, he had some solid views — views I respected, and which would have enabled him to be an effective president.”

Trump’s daughter Ivanka recently reassured us that daddy is “not a groper” of women.  His wife Melania guarantees he’s “not Hitler.” But he may simply just be worse than Barry Goldwater.  A somewhat different take from Watergate’s John Dean:

Don’t Compare Trump’s Presidential Campaign to Barry Goldwater’s

Barry Goldwater entered public service to make government better. He served the State of Arizona, and the nation, in the United States Senate for thirty years with great distinction. He was one of the most popular members of the Senate, respected and admired by all his colleagues. Donald Trump has spent his life serving Donald Trump. His pursuit of the presidency is not to make America great rather it is like everything in his life—it’s all about Donald Trump. Just as there are no similarities between Trump and Goldwater, as men, there are no similarities between the 1964 and 2016 Republican presidential campaigns. Only fools and the uninformed are comparing them.

Rest well, and enjoy 2 minutes of Memorial Day Megalomania in Washington.

Important General Endorses Trump And Confirms Nukes Are A Really, Really Cool Trump Card!

Add another name to the list of iconic movements in American History. To the Abolitionist Movement, the Civil Rights Movement, the Youth Movement, the Feminist movement, and even the Tea Party Movement… add The Smart Movement, surely thought up by Trump in that big, smart brain of his.  (Please do not confuse this with NC Governor Pat McCrory’s admonishing his coastal citizens to flee a hurricane several years back. “I just want to also say to everyone, stay safe. I’ve mentioned this before to citizens, don’t put your stupid hat on,” he said.)

Trump: “We want to be smart again. We’re not smart anymore, folks,” he said. “We don’t win anymore but we’re not smart anymore. So we call it the smart movement, and that’s what I want to have.”

The perfect metaphorical relationship between Winner Screen Shot 2016-04-29 at 10.10.15 AMDonald and his #1 Indiana Winner Endorser-Buddy Bobby Knight should be lost on no one. Mutual admiration abounds as the candidate brutally assaults opponents, the country and the world with the same bullying, misogynistic attitude that Coach Knight used on his way to 3 NCAA titles at Indiana. NY Times-4/27/88: “Asked by Connie Chung, the NBC News correspondent conducting the interview, how he handled stress, the Indiana men’s basketball coach said, ”I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.”   He changed his mind by 2014, telling college basketball to fight off the rapist: When speaking in regard to the NBA’s age minimum rule and the subsequent one-and-done nature of big-time college basketball, Knight said, “It’s as though they’ve raped college basketball in my opinion.” 

Bob Knight Can’t Stay Away From The Rape Metaphors


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Upping the Full Macho component to an even higher level of crazy, Knight wants us to know there’s no reason to have the nuclear button available if you’re never going to press it. And he wants you to be reassured that he was standing right next to the guy who’s ready to do it.

“We gotta talk about this presidential crap just for a moment here,” Knight said Thursday at an Evansville, Indiana, rally.

“You older folks remember this. Your mothers, fathers have taught you this. I’ll tell you who they said wasn’t presidential. I don’t even know what the hell ‘presidential’ means, but they told him he wasn’t presidential. And that guy they told all these people that wanted to say, ‘You’re not presidential,’ that guy was Harry Truman. Harry Truman, with what he did in dropping and having the guts to drop the bomb in 1944, saved, saved millions of American lives. And that’s what Harry Truman did and he became one of the three great presidents of the United States. And here’s a man who would do the same thing because he’s going to become one of the four great presidents of the United States.”


So, America, if Trump is assaulting you, just sit back and enjoy it.  Resistance is futile and will just make things worse.  No biting, screaming, or mace, please.

Even though I realize that fact-checking is an irrelevancy these days, forgive me for pointing out out that self-proclaimed Student of History Screen Shot 2016-04-29 at 10.28.45 AMRobert Montgomery Knight, aka “The General,” incorrectly said the atomic bombs were dropped on Japan in 1944. The two were used in August of 1945. I apologize to anyone offended by my correction.