Daily Trump Dump 03/07/16

THE BIG STORY: The Republican Party is in full freakout mode after Super Tuesday and the weekend’s victories for The Donald. On Showtime’s excellent series The Circus Gov. John Kasich (R-OH) said openly that the “Convention Madness” strategy is the only way to stop Trump (if no one has the required number of delegates to secure the nomination, we go to Cleveland and the GOP convention is, most likely, 100 hours of open warfare, as a nominee must be chosen by the assembled drunkards patriots. Currently, DT has 384 delegates, Cruzer has 300, Rubes has 151, and Kasich has 37

Latest poll in FL has Trump up by 8. He’s killing it in MI. He holds a slight lead in OH

Foreign Diplomats Voicing Concerns Over Trump

DUH!

A spokesperson for the Mexican government would not confirm any private complaints but noted that its top diplomat, Claudia Ruiz Massieu, said last week that Trump’s policies and comments were “ignorant and racist” and that his plan to build a border wall to stop illegal immigration was “absurd.”

 

Add another three points to Trump’s total

The foreign officials have been particularly disturbed by the anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim themes that the billionaire real estate mogul has pushed, according to the U.S. officials.

European and Middle Eastern government representatives have expressed dismay to U.S. officials about anti-Muslim declarations by Trump that they say are being used in recruiting pitches by the Islamic State and other violent jihadist groups

Self-perpetuation, no? The more his rhetoric fires up the jihadis, the more they assault Middle Eastern cities, the more President Trump is forced to show his intestinal fortitude by sending American troops into combat in the Middle East. Are you gettin’ it?

Boy, did Our Hero have a hard on for Little Marco today! Including this spot

Man! That voiceover guy must make a TON of cash!

Dude’s been around FOREVER! By the way, if you want to hire political voiceover artists, here you go

Thank you Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey. How would obnoxious billionaires be able to launch pedantic attacks, otherwise? Remember the good old days when you boys were taking down dictators? Well, now you’re INSTALLING them

Back to the future: Trump hits Japan with 80s style attack. And we know who was president in the go-go, non-stop party that was the 80s

Some Republican women troubled by Trump. What? Are they scared of his large penis?

New rules at Trump’s rallies

On Friday, two members of Trump’s private security team wore street clothes to a rally in New Orleans. One of them, Eddie Deck, explained to reporters that his duties were now weighted towards intelligence work researching potential protesters and assisting uniformed security personnel under the direction of Trump’s head of security

Yeah, those Hitler comparisons are just nutso

In New Orleans, Trump’s plainclothes guards assisted with the removal of Black Lives Matter protesters, who interrupted the candidate’s stump speech for more than five minutes.

Some protesters were stripped away first and removed individually by security personnel, while others who remained huddled together were slowly pushed en masse out of the airport hangar where the rally was held

This is not America

The introductory portion of Monday’s rally offered other new tactics. In the past, Trump has picked out spontaneous comments from his crowds — including “Ted Cruz is a pussy” — and repeated them from the stage. Here, the event’s emcee proactively generated crowd fervor by asking audience members to shout out slogans for the crowd to chant. Suggestions included “Romney sucks” and two Clinton-themed chants, “blue dress” and “lock her up.”

How do you say that in German?

That pesky Michael Isikoff is bringing up Trump’s alleged ties to the mafia again

But Edith Creamer, LiButti’s daughter, told Yahoo News in two recent telephone interviews that Trump’s account was false and that Trump and her father knew each other quite well. “He’s a liar,” said Creamer. “Of course he knew him. I flew in the [Trump] helicopter with [Trump’s then wife] Ivana and the kids. My dad flew it up and down [to Atlantic City]. My 35th birthday party was at the Plaza and Donald was there. After the party, we went on his boat, his big yacht. I like Trump, but it pisses me off that he denies knowing my father. That hurts me.”

DT even had his own mafia nickname: Big Salami