Daily Trump Dump 03/01/16

“It’s like being shot or poisoned. What does it really matter?”

–Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) on GOP voters choosing between Trump and Cruz

THE BIG NEWS: Trump rolls on Super Tuesday with victories in GA, AL, VA, AR, TN, MA, and VT. Cruz holds serve in TX and picks up OK. Rubio wins MN (first caucus/primary win). Despite that, Mr. Rubio stated that he would stay in the race and chase Trump down to the gates of hell campaign in all 50 states to make sure Trump isn’t the GOP nominee

We got Decaffeinated Donald in his victory speech from Palm Beach

Look carefully

Christ Christie looks like a man on Death Row who realizes that the governor isn’t going to call

The internets had a ton of fun with Christie’s hostage face

DT described himself as a “unifier” and made some vague threats to Speaker Ryan if, for some reason, the Speaker doesn’t want to play ball with President Trump

Paul Ryan, I don’t know him well, but I’m sure I’m gonna get along great with him and if I don’t, he’s gonna have to pay a big price ok?

That’s why Christie is there: To point out the best places in Jersey to bury bodies

Well, Speaker Ryan isn’t playing nicely so far, as he and Senator McConnell criticized DT for failing to denounce the Klan

“If a person wants to be the nominee of the Republican Party, there can be no evasion and no games. They must reject any group or cause that is built on bigotry. This party does not prey on people’s prejudices,” House Speaker Paul Ryan told reporters on Capitol Hill

You can stop laughing now

Of course, some people are still in denial

*sigh*

And he’s a debate moderator, folks

Does this mean that “Spotlight” is a “wounded” movie because it didn’t win all the Oscars?

Yes, Mike Tyson. You kicked my ass, but you didn’t knock me out

Black students ejected from a Trump rally in Valdosta, GA Monday told their stories

Louis Farrakhan praises Trump for rejecting Jewish money

“[Trump] is the only member who has stood in front of [the] Jewish community and said, ‘I don’t want your money,’” Farrakhan said on Monday during the Nation’s annual Saviours’ Day sermon, according to the Anti-Defamation League

“Anytime a man can say to those who control the politics of America, ‘I don’t want your money,’ that means you can’t control me. And they cannot afford to give up control of the presidents of the United States.”

*sigh*

I guess that means that The Donald is truly a unifier: The Klan and Farrakhan BOTH hate the Jews and praise Trump

A NY court refused to throw out a lawsuit against the dear departed Trump University

At least one CEO says NASCAR CEO Brian France went too far by endorsing Trump

“If you are a business leader, you should not use [your] platform to discuss your political views … or your religious views,” Marcus Lemonis, chairman and CEO of Camping World, told The Daily Beast. “You serve at pleasure of your employees and the customers … [Brian] does not have that right to lay the blanket over an entire sport that is funded by people who write big checks to support him … He is crossing the line by using [for his Trump endorsement] the NASCAR backdrop that I spend millions of dollars on.”

Camping World has been around for half a century and employs more than 2,000 people. Their headquarters are located in Bowling Green, KY. They have been the title sponsor of NASCAR’s Truck Series since 2009

Trump supporter in New Hampshire is breaking his wife’s heart

“My husband thinks Trump can do no wrong. I’m like, really, dude?” said Dana, 40, whose mom is Muslim. She said she’s been brought to tears arguing GOP politics with her hubby

Really, dude, indeed

The Washington Post really did take a look at look at Trump’s allegedly freakishly short fingers

You know when short fingers are an asset? When you’re a proctolog

Donald Trump: America’s Prostate Examiner™